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11 Trivial Inventions We all Need

September 25, 2009
Square Egg

Square Egg

1. How come we can send a man to the moon, but can’t detect when the car tire is under pressured ? I Just found out that I was driving on 16PSI instead of 32PSI. Same for oil level.Same for car battery.

Funny Cat On Tire

Funny Cat On Tire

2. Automatic shirt ironing machine. Can be built using nano-technology  or little robotic ants, as far as I’m concerned.

A shirt-ironing machine from Siemens

A shirt-ironing machine from Siemens

3. Full text indexing for PC’s. I uninstalled Google desktop last week. It just does not work.

4. A way to get my cell phone SMS and voicemail in my email account. Please, Pretty please. Willing to pay.

5. A simple way to coordinate meetings across organizations and timezones.Something like exposing my google calendar to every admin in the world. It can be done in theory, but  it does not really work.

6. SMS messages that are longer than 60 characters , or whatever the limit is. Come on. Really.I can load them the bandwidth.

7. Israeli restaurants accepting tips in credit card. Same for Israeli taxis. :)

8. When will we have a normal,working tool to sync Outlook and Gmail ?

Brain Scanner

Brain Scanner

9. Network based Scanners. And printers. Isn’t it time we could use the home All-In-One devices without an attached desktop and horrible drivers. Back in 1995 I used a protocol with the great name ,TWAIN , ( Technology Without an interesting name ) to connect scanners and PC’s. Can’t we have TWAIN over WiFi ? We can call it  TWAINFI.

10. Real unification of all credit cards,sim, small change and debit cards into one simple Smart Card.No more wallets for men. The technology seems to be around for years, what’s the big problem ?

11. Laser based tooth brush that cleans the teeth in 20 seconds with perfect results.

Laser based Tooth Brush

Laser based Tooth Brush

Funny Sign – London Trees and Buses

September 19, 2009

Is the tree low or the bus high?

Funny Sign on Low London Tree for Tall London Buses

Funny Sign on Low London Tree for Tall London Buses

And here is the full tree

Funny Sign London tree and Bus

Funny Sign London tree and Bus

Funny Sign From Burma

August 17, 2009
Funny Sign Bagan Burma - No Spitting

Funny Sign From Bagan Burma - No Spitting

A Case Study in Backup Nightmares

March 14, 2009

It was a month before Yom Kippur, the holiest day of the year. The IBM Central Storage server sent out a distress email to the Sasha, our sys-admin – “My backup battery needs to be replaced, three years have gone by and I’m going to depart this life in a month”.

“Time travels quickly when you’re having fun”, thought Sasha. He was not very worried as this was just the backup battery in case both the main power and UPS fail. For the geek readers – the battery allows to write the cached files from memory to the disk.

Our lovely sys-admin called up his IBM reseller, but unfortunately they were out of stock for this model and promised to call back. Three weeks later, the battery sent a reminder:” I’m moving to a better world in a week, please replace me!”

Sasha realized the reseller never called him back, which was not a huge surprise. He called them again. The reseller still didn’t have the right battery, but had a compatible model authorized by Big Blue. A special replacement ceremony was scheduled just two days before the holidays.

Replacing the battery went well. Strangely, it required turning the server off, but the beast came up again nicely. For exactly one minute. Then it completely crashed !

Then they called me, poor director of development, also in charge of development infrastructure.

Me: What’s Up ?

Sasha : The main storage Shark is down.

What are the implications ?

Sasha: We don’t know. We think everything is down.  SAP, ClearCase, ClearQuest , personal home directories.

Me: Where is the  IT Director, Mr Wolf ?

Sasha : Two weeks’ vacation in Italy.

Me: Where is the backup admin?

He left the company one month ago, no replacement yet.

Me: I’m coming over.

When I came over the place was in mayhem. The CIO has arrived , but he didn’t have a technical clue of what’s going on.

Naturally the first thing Sasha tried to do is to restore the storage from the backup tapes. He quickly found out that the index file for the tapes is stored on (pause here, embrace yourself) the central server itself.  Sasha blessed the idiot that decided to put it there, just because it was the fastest storage available.

“Never mind”, he thought, “I will restore the files manually”. Little did he know that the Tivoli restore software has a bug. If   the tapes are delivered in the wrong order the daemon crashes and all the restore processes have to be started from scratch.

I came over to poor Sasha.

Me: When will ClearCase be up and running ?

Sasha : I don’t know. We are currently restoring just SAP, because we are afraid if we make a mistake in one of them it will kill all the others.

Me: OK SAP is more important, but when are you going to finish restoring it ?

Sasha : I have no idea, in the current rate it would talk around 22 hours.

Me : What do you mean “I don’t know” ? Don’t you have a DRP in place ? Isn’t the recovery time the key to building the DRP setup ?

Sasha : No. We can only measure the current rate and guess the future.

Me : Why is the rate so slow? , the whole company is stuck and Yom Kippur is approaching.

Sasha laughed sadly.”We wanted to buy a backup system with fives tapes, so restoring can be much quicker. But our CEO thought that this is much too expensive, because in the normal times backup only one tape is busy. He hates paying for idle equipment”.

To be continued …..

Funny Parking Signes

January 17, 2009

As I noted previously instructions to Israelis and software developers need to be very explicit.

It seems that when it comes to parking instructions American need the same clear statements.

Dont Even Think of Parking Here sign in San Francisco

Dont Even Think of Parking Here sign in San Francisco

And the Israeli version from Tel Aviv , next to Basel street.

No Parking , Not for Five Minutes, Not for One Minute, Not Even for a Second, Drivers will be Sorry

No Parking , Not for Five Minutes, Not for One Minute, Not Even for a Second, Drivers will be Sorry

Americanisms

January 16, 2009

The Economist Style guide has a great section on Americanisms, thanks to Rani for pointing me to the link.

In a dry, British fashion they analyze the American use of the English language.

Some nice quotes:

Other Americanisms are euphemistic or obscure (so avoid affirmative action, rookies, end runs, stand-offs, point men, ball games and almost all other American sporting terms).

Put adverbs where you would put them in normal speech, which is usually after the verb (not before it, which usually is where Americans put them).

Cricket is a game not a sport. London is the country’s capital, not the nation’s.

In Britain, though cattle and pigs may be raised, children are (or should be) brought up.

Gubernatorial is an ugly word that can almost always be avoided.

For Start-Ups:

Grow a beard or a tomato but not a company. By all means call for a record profit if you wish to exhort the workers, but not if you merely predict one. And do not post it if it has been achieved. If it has not, look for someone new to head the company, not to head it up.

You may program a computer but in all other contexts the word is programme.

Vilest of all is the habit of throwing together several nouns into one ghastly adjectival reticule: Texas millionaire real-estate developer and failed thrift entrepreneur Hiram Turnipseed…

Read the original link to be amused.

New York New York

New York New York


Healing Aliens

December 27, 2008

In our humor section of the blog, here is a forum I stumbled upon following Google Ad Words and preparing for another post. Click the picture to enlarge.

healing aliens paintings

healing aliens paintings

For our non Hebrew readers .

The forum for Cosmos  and Healing Aliens.

Question : I used to paint a lot of aliens figures in my paintings. Many People were scared of my paintings. Does it mean I was an alient in my past life ?

Answer by the Forum Leader: Maybe.

Hardware, Software and (Virtual) Appliances Myths – Part Three

December 9, 2008

San francisco Virtual

In Part One I examined some myths about hardware and software appliances and showed appliances are mainly packaged software components.In  Part Two I described why hardware appliances became so successful in the last years and where.

In this part I’ll try to show how virtual appliances combine the best of both worlds.They combine the benefits of both software and hardware appliances with the extreme flexibility of virtualized computing.

Looking back to 2002, Check Point released SecurePlatform – an appliance on a CD, also known internally by the cool name “Black CD”. At the time, Check Point “real” hardware offering was not very successful and it relied on Nokia appliances to compete with Cisco and NetScreen appliances.

NetScreen appliances and appliances in general became more and more successful . Nokia produced excellent appliances as well, but they were typcalliy sold at a very high premium , chiefly for the brand.

SecurePlatform was invented  in order to offer the customers a cheaper option. SecurePaltform is a basically a bootable CD that one inserts into any x86 servers that formats the hard drive and installs a secure, shrunk down, Linux operating system with all of Check Point software products pre-installed.

The idea is to get most of the “real” appliance advantages (ease of install, drivers, secure OS, fast boot time,optimized performance) with the advantages of sofwatre ( flexibility, modularity, familiar shell and interfaces) at a very cheap hardware price (customer can choose his box and use x86 agreements and discounts).It also allows the customer to grow capcity easily without complex upgrades.

Overtime SecurePlatform became very successful and turned in to the customers’ favorite deployment choice. While in 2003 it still lacked a lot of appliance features ( image management, backup and recovery, web based interface), those were added along the years.

It is important to note that SecurePlatform based appliances, like other CD appliances,  still had some gaps from other appliances.

1. The form factor is still of a standard PC. With 1U servers becoming the norm it was less of an issue, but the number of network interfaces was still a problem in some cases.

2. Keeping up with driver computability with all the x86 vendors was very hard. When Dell\HP\Lenovo release a new firmware\driver they don’t bother to update anyone and back porting Linux based device drivers is not fun at all. The implications are that the appliance is not as generic as would seem.

3. There is no single point of support for hardware+software.

4. There is no “real” hardware acceleration, if it is really needed.

To overcome some of these, in 2005, Check Point started selling hardware appliances, based on SecurePlatform as another alternative.

Virtual Appliances are the next generation in the same concept.

Because the hypervisor presents a standard “hardware” API to the operating system, most of the compatibility issues are solved by the hypervisor manufacturers. Because the appliance is packed as a standard virtual machines, there is no need for the reboot\format\install procedure.

Ducati Motorcycle

Ducati Motorcycle

Of course, since the appliane is a virtual machine the customer enjoys great flexibility, not found in regular appliances or even “CD Appliances”

  • High Availability and load balancing across physical server (e.g Vmotion)
  • Full control over memory and CPU allocation in real time
  • Easy provisioning , tracking and backup which are appliance independent
  • Consolidating many appliances to one physical server while maintaining modular design and software independence
  • The appliance can be used “inside” hypervisors, so there is no need to move traffic from the bus to the network
  • Form factor and port density are less of an issue , since the switches and routers are virtual as well

To make the creation of virtual appliances easier, companies like Rpath, are providing an easy to use software to handle a lot of the work Check Point, NetScreen and other vendors and to redo to create their own appliances.

Some problems still remain open, mainly the lack of standard central management to control appliances from different vendors. I’m guessing one start-up or another is working on the problem.Hardware acceleration is lacking, but it would be probably be solved by future developments in the core virtualization companies.And no one needs hardware acceleration anyway :)

To summarize, it seems that virtual appliances turn software into the king again.They combine software advantages and overcome its shortcomings.

In a cloud based world, there is a good chance it will become the favorite deployment vehicle.

Nice Usability Touch in Gmail

December 6, 2008
Gmail Automatic Timezone detection

Gmail Automatic Timezone detection

Gmail calender used to have issues with changing timezones. Now it has a great auto detect feature. when it finds the Gmail timezone and the local computer timezone are different it suggested an automatic solution. Very Cool !
They also switched the order of search buttons between public and private calenders. For a few years it was in the wrong direction.Searching public calenders was the left most options, which is the obvious default.

Service and Geography – Back in the Holyland

December 3, 2008

Please don’t kill me , it is going to take some time.

That’s the first sentence we heard after two months out of the Israel. The young immigration officer in the airport saw that we had a special passport and those were her first words. Then she complained to her boyfriend about the bad shifts she got this week, using a hidden cellular earphone so her manager can’t see.

Yes, I think we arrived.

The American version , BTW is

Speaking impolitely to an immigration officer is a federal crime and you may locked up in Guantanamo for the rest of your life. Please be courteous.

It’s good to be home.